As a tenured professor at Coniferous University, I make sure not to tell my students what to think–just to be open-minded to counterculture. I want my students to understand government better, not so they can make informed votes, but so that they can abolish government and voting altogether! Keep in mind, though, that I do not just educate my students to throw Molotov cocktails, but I also keep them open-minded to the necessary evil of voting, if they are voting for anarchists, of course.
Starshine Rainwater has a master’s degree in Chakra Balancing from Anarcho University. She has a Ph.D. from Washington State University in Animal Mind-Reading and has a Ph.D. in Medicinal Recreational Marijuana from Burning Man University. Rainwater wrote her pieces for this book while protesting agribusiness by handcuffing herself to a cow.